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vendredi, 2 décembre 2005

British Bob

Bob has a black coat.

Bob gladly makes a bid for freedom because his heart is dying for a life of adventure.

Bob likes discrepancy and continuation.

Bob is no snob, unlike Sir Bob, but the son of Prince, the dachshund flying through the infinite fields at any moment to meet his beloved sheepdog.

Bob is a love child. His father had to face every humiliation and reach unthinkable limits to bring him to the world.

Bob never worked as his mother did. Bob, child of a hazardous crossbreed, managed to flee, in a furniture van for instance, over more than a hundred kilometres. Bob tried his luck with every bitch in the neighbourhood. He joins our adventures among the menhirs. He digs. He digs extraordinarily. He shakes the earth, pulls out roots and barks. Nobody knows what he is looking for, but he keeps searching. He cynically hunts the invisible.

The rest of the time, Bob is “piétadou”, as his main worshippers, the Nizet family from Montolieu, call him. He lives with them. They provide him with strokes and food.

Bob-maniacs are plenty. Nothing can stop them. They draw pictures of Bob. They gather. L’Astrée is their world.

Several of them are secretly planning to write an opera : Bob’s Castration .

For Bob is castrated!

It is the stain of his young life.

He cannot get child benefit. He will not have forty puppies.

Bob is the very last Bob.

Camille Amadeus Colombetto | 9:16 dans Portraits

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